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Hi, I'm Gene and I'll be your server.... uh, website host... today!

Complete the following statements by picking the word or phrase that you feel is the most appropriate.

We (at Fairly Useless Facts) are:

a) A group of highly intelligent individuals with unlimited resources and references at our disposal.

b) A branch of a well-known and respected university.

c) A secret department of our federal government.

d) A group of extra-terrestrial aliens working to infiltrate earth’s society

e) One old guy just messing around.

The purpose of this site is to:

a) Take up server space.

b) Enlighten the uneducated masses.

c) Make big bucks.

d) Experiment with subliminal advertising.

e) Give you something to do to kill time while waiting for the plumber.

We plan to:

a) Expand the site and hope Google will buy it for a lot of money.

b) Establish a franchise operation in Wyoming.

c) Repaint the living room.

d) Add more stuff to the site when we get around to it.

e) Seek therapy sometime in the near future.

If that doesn’t work, we’ll:

a) Neuter the dog.

b) Sell space on the site’s front page for a buck a pixel.

c) Rename the site to “MyTube”.

d) Go annoy the next door neighbor.

e) Take a nap.

If all else fails, we’ll probably:

a) Just stick around to see what the hell happens next.

b) Start a new religious movement.

c) Scream.

d) Establish a fund dedicated to furthering an appreciation of ground squirrels.

e) Take a nap. (Hey, naps are good…)

We hope that you:

a) Find your car keys.

b) Change your socks more often.

c) Have a pet chicken.

d) Occasionally run around naked in the rain.

e) Learn one new thing today.

We hope this has been helpful to you…

Oh yeah… if you see any glaring errors, have a “fact” that you’re dying to see included or just want to BS, just click on the “Contact Us” link which we really plan to activate sometime in the next three years. (Just kidding - it's active...)

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